Friday, February 29, 2008

Leap Day

February 29 is a date that occurs only every four years, and is called leap day.
A leap year is a year containing one or more extra days. This February has 29 days instead of the usual 28.
Party Time!?

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Craigslist Weirdos

Some people are so fucking crazy!
This lady wants a drum set and in trade has a live boa constrictor. What are the chances someone out there is on Craigslist saying to themselves "I wish I could trade my drum set to someone for a boa constrictor" then "oha wait a minute whats this?"
Boa Constrictor for full Drum Set

Reply to: sale-562337231@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-04, 6:04AM PST

Have a red tailed boa constrictor.
Female, ready to be breed soon.
Around 6'2"
Great eater!
LOVES to be handled and taken out.
Veerrrrryyy social and great with older kids. (13+)
Does NOT like dogs or her face touched.
Hasn't bitten anyone yet. (Except for a dog..)
Comes with a 50-60? gallon tank. Might need a new one (Bottom is cracking..)
Day lamp/Night lampWater body bowel
Stick/Branch
Fresh bedding will be put in.

Looking for a full drum set. No kiddy or beginner s***!
Something I can bang on and wont break.
By full set, I mean *Full Set*
The more the better.
I'm female
5'2"
104.2 lbs

Looking to trade asap. Email if seriously interested. Send pics for pics.

Location: Sac/Elk Grove
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Lude Behavior for FIFTY24SF

Crack Man is one of Americas favorite street merchants. Designed for Upper Playground - FIFTY24SF Spring/Summer 2008. 
Front Print - Crack Attack!
Back Print - Chasin' Keys since 1979
A good crack man is always on the lookout for keys.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Mars Man?

 By now you may have seen the pictures of the "Mars Man" taken by NASA on a recent trip to the red planet. The photos on internet forums are sketchy at best so we dug deep and found one that most definitely confirms there is life on Mars.
This first photo shows the human like figure striding across a Mars desert plain.


Zoomed in you can see this photo bares a striking resemblance to another famous photo, BIG FOOT.


This photo of Sasquatch looks so similar to the Mars Man photo that most accounts have been dismissed as hoax.


However, this picture taken by the Spirit Rover of a Mars desert in November of 2007 is by far the best look at life on mars. Click on this picture, look to the lower left area, and you will be convinced.
There is life on Mars!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Back from the DEAD!

 Back from the Dead and feeling like a normal person once again I survived another season of Magic in Las Vegas. First the Idea of going to Las Vegas for a tradeshow always seems like it may be devious and interesting like something from a Hunter S. Tohmpson novel.
 Although it is the city of sin Las Vegas never really pans out to be truly interesting. Plenty of Industry parties each with a different mix of freaks but always a pain in the ass to get into even if you do have the "Golden Ticket". Then you have to wade through all the shitty people acting like fools who are out past their curfews. Why is it that so many people suck, and especially in streetwear they persist to be the biggest clowns in fashion. I went for a week to set up a booth in the Streetwear section for Tank Theory but had been working so much the prior months actually spent most of my time asleep. I did take a few pictures the first morning before I lost my camera (well I found it in the car the last day so not officially lost).Spotted this dirty little bowl while setting up the booth the first day.
Rotten bottom like most of Las Vegas.
Tank Theory booth the first hour of the first day.
 Busy writing orders the first morning? It was a frenzy and once we got to this point It was time for me to relax. I spent some time checking out other brands to see if there was anything interesting going on but was soon bored out of my mind. Hung out with friends from Imaginary Foundation, Upper Playground, Mighty Healthy, and Mishka then soon headed for the bar. This years events featured a VICE party with the Black Lips to which I was to late for the open bar so we headed over to a Palms/Playboy party where even though we had special invites the fucking bouncers would only let us in for $50 each. FUCK THAT, meat-head retard who for one night gets to feel like he is responsible for entry to an amazingly popular club it's Vegas dumb fuck everything is fake. I soon found out that a few friends who had gotten in early were leaving because it was bunk, so we split and left that shithead to con someone else out of $$$. I saw so many freaks and fashion-fucked people at the trade show it is hard to explain. Having taken few pictures (in the absence of a camera) I boosted a few photos here from the Aarob Parrots blog who seems to have been everywhere I was and has much the same assessment.
This is exactly the kind of shit I am talking about. Not funny fool, no really you are a fool!
Gay Leprechaun go back to the Fitzgerald.
These hoodies make some people Hoangry.
Don't be scured, security is keeping things under control.
The Arab Parrot's full Magic review...

 Some good things do happen though, one of the guys from ALTAMONT won 1.7 Million on penny slots. Why pennies you ask, because after a week in Vegas thats all he had left. 
No shit!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Rudie!



How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and a feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie cant fail.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Eskimo Pies

I gave you my last box of matches
Do you remember when
We were living up in the Klondike
And you had run out of gin
Truck driving friend of mine said
You was in the noose
Director of the asylum
Decided to turn you loose

Eskimo Pies comin' to you aha yeah
Eskimo Pies comin' to you
Yeah burning to you straight from hell

Twenty-two years of Motor City madness
Living in Lincoln Park
Working up at Willow Run
Driving through the dark
I-94 so full of holes
I seem to hit everyone
Tranq city makes me feel the rain
Under cold grey sun

Eskimo Pies comin' to you aha yeah
Eskimo Pies comin' to you
Yeah burning to you straight from hell

I gave you a six pack of Stroh's
You never drank 'em down
You keep drinking Rolling Rock
You know I can't hang round
You got Garland Jeffreys on the car radio
You know I don't need you
You can go to Europe with Jean-Paul
Or anything you want to do

Eskimo Pies comin' to you aha yeah
Eskimo Pies comin' to you
Yeah burning to you straight from hell

I-94
Radio Birdman


Sunday, February 3, 2008

ATD's

You know what they say,
It's a dirty Job...

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Friday, February 1, 2008

More Nutz...

Classic Dot, Beyotch!