Friday, June 27, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Toke it Up!

This is my "Kind" of Church.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Peanut Butter Pussy

Brown, Creamy, and Easy to Spread.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Skate Witches

woo hoo witchy woman
she got the moon in her eye.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Like Ike?

man's got his woman
to take his seed
he's got the power mmmhmm
she got the need
spends her life throughpleasing up her man
she feeds him dinner
yeah, anything she can
she cries alone at night too often
he smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
only women bleed
only women...
man make your hair gray
he your life's mistake
all you're really lookin' for
is an even break, 'cause
he lies right at you
you know you hate his game
slaps you once in a while
and you live and love in pain
she cries alone at night too often
she smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
only women bleed

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Coke Bros

That damned fly I told you about is keeping me up again.
I'm tired as shit everyday at my job,
because his buzzing keeps me from dreaming.

And I can never get any rest, I can never get any rest, I can never get any rest.


Sure I'll have another drink with you though I'm already drunk as a bottle.
It's that fly that's making me drink,
so I'll pass out and sleep through his screaming.

And I can never get any rest, I can never get any rest, I will never get any rest

Monday, June 2, 2008

Too Bad About The Fire

The japs eat tuna eyeballs
And play with godzilla dolls
And kick our business asses
It's group A streptococcus
On which we need to focus
It killed 12 Limies this year
I've had a very bad day
I blew my family away
The neighbours say that I'm weird
That fucking toilet won't flush
It's full of paper and mush
The plumber's ass is his face
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire