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Faster...

...and Louder!

BAD BREATH

Back To The SHIT

Millie Jackson

Bad Girls!

Blondes have more fun...

but Red Heads live in the Swamp.

More Bad Girls.

"Women's Prison Massacre makes 'Scarface' look like a Sunday School Picnic!"

Don't Forget the Sisters.

Wham! Bam! Thank You Pam!

Teen Angels

¡Hola Chola!

Southern Girls.

Mean Leans...

Hustler Squad

or Qualude Hstlrs?

You'll Eat Your Eye Out!

HOUSTON – A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was still competent to stand trial.
 A death-row officer at the Texas Department of Criminal Justice found Thomas in his cell with blood on his face and took him to the infirmary. "Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it," said agency spokesman Jason Clark.
The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals in October upheld his conviction and death sentence for the death of 13-month-old Leyha Marie Hughes. Also killed March 27, 2004, were his wife, Laura Christine Boren, 20, and their son, 4-year-old Andre Lee.
Thomas, from Texoma, walked into the Sherman Police Department and told a dispatcher he had just murdered the three and had stabbed himself in the chest.
Thomas told police how he put his victims' hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.
Court documents described the three victims as having "large, gaping wounds to their chests."

Diamond Dave

Ok so I bet you know the lyrics to Runnin' with the Devil, right?
If not here they are...

VAN HALEN
Runnin' with the Devil.

I live my life like theres no tomorrow
And all Ive got I had to steal
Least I dont need to beg or borrow
Yes Im living at a pace that kills

Runnin with the devil
Runnin with the devil

I found the simple life aint so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love youd call real
Aint got nobody waiting at home

Runnin with the devil
Runnin with the devil

You know i, I found the simple life, werent so simple, no
When I jumped out on that road
Got no love, no love youd call real
Got nobody waiting at home

Runnin with the devil
Runnin with the devil
Runnin with the devil
Runnin with the devil
[repeat and fade]

...but nowhere in the Lyrics are the extra screams and blurbs on the original studio tapes.
Until now, this is a soundboard of isolated Yeah Yeaaaah's and Oha Godddd's supposedly from Dave's original R.W.T.D. vocal tracks.

http://www.thetyser.com/


if that didn't work here's another...

http://www.jmdlogic.com/dave.html

Beautiful Rump

The Coco de Mer is a palm endemic to the islands of Praslin and Curieuse in the Indian Ocean.
It grows to 25-34 m tall, the leaves are fan-shaped, 7-10 m long and 4.5 m wide. It is dioecious, with separate male and female plants. The male flowers are catkin-like, up to 1 m long. The mature fruit is 40-50 cm in diameter and weighs 15-30 kg, and contains the largest seed in the plant kingdom. The fruit, which requires 6-7 years to mature and a further two years to germinate, is sometimes also referred to as the Sea Coconut, double coconut, coco fesse, or Seychelles Nut.

In centuries past the coconuts that fell from the trees and ended up in the sea would be carried away westwards by the prevailing sea currents. The nuts can only float after the germination process, when they are hollow.
Legend has it that sailors who first saw the nut floating in the sea imagined that it resembled a woman's disembodied rear-end. This association is reflected in one of the plant's botanical names, Lodoicea Callipyge meaning 'beautiful rump'.

Until the true source of nut was discovered in 1768, it was believed by many to grow on a mythical tree at the bottom of the sea; European nobles in the sixteenth century would often have the shells of these nuts cleaned and decorated with valuable jewels as collectibles for their private galleries.

R.I.P. RON

Ron Asheton Dead.

Ron Asheton, the guitarist and bassist with The Stooges, has been found dead today January 6. He was 60.

Asheton was found at his home in Ann Arbor this morning, according to police.

A cause of death is yet to be confirmed, although initial reports suggest that Asheton died of a heart attack.

Detective Sgt Jim Stephenson told local paper Ann Arbor News that Asheton's body was found on a living-room sofa, and that he appeared to have been dead for at least several days.

6 Month Hiatus

A 6 Month Hiatus is a bad place to be, but watch out cause I'm popin back up like a V.C.

Bill Fold

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Piss Cup

Agata Bogacka

Toke it Up!

This is my "Kind" of Church.

Peanut Butter Pussy

Brown, Creamy, and Easy to Spread.

Liz Lyons

Knuckle Dragger

Loser on the Sidewalk with Dandruff.

Queer Wars?

Google Eye Crew

Skate Witches

woo hoo witchy woman
she got the moon in her eye.

Like Ike?

man's got his woman

to take his seed

he's got the power mmmhmm

she got the need

spends her life throughpleasing up her man

she feeds him dinner

yeah, anything she can

she cries alone at night too often

he smokes and drinks and don't come home at all

only women bleed

only women...

man make your hair gray

he your life's mistake

all you're really lookin' for

is an even break, 'cause

he lies right at you

you know you hate his game

slaps you once in a while

and you live and love in pain

she cries alone at night too often

she smokes and drinks and don't come home at all

only women bleed

Coke Bros

That damned fly I told you about is keeping me up again.
I'm tired as shit everyday at my job,

because his buzzing keeps me from dreaming.

And I can never get any rest, I can never get any rest, I can never get any rest.

Sure I'll have another drink with you though I'm already drunk as a bottle.

It's that fly that's making me drink,

so I'll pass out and sleep through his screaming.

And I can never get any rest, I can never get any rest, I will never get any rest

Too Bad About The Fire

The japs eat tuna eyeballs
And play with godzilla dolls
And kick our business asses
It's group A streptococcus

On which we need to focus
It killed 12 Limies this year
I've had a very bad day
I blew my family away

The neighbours say that I'm weird
That fucking toilet won't flush
It's full of paper and mush
The plumber's ass is his face
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire

Singing & Chanting

...your guess is as good as mine.

Coke Mirror

Saw this at a swap-meet on Mothersday.

Those two words just go good together...

High Jinx!

Jaybird High Jinx - 1977

Weirdness from the first edition.

Sorry Charlie

Say it isn't so... not Manson.

I think he was onto something here.

I don't know what's better the Manson part or the part about the MOM.

I guess Mason was a big Sonics fan, "have tourture-kit... wha babe I will travel."